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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant

Cirque du Freak: The Vampires Assistant %categortDirected by: Paul Weitz

Reviewed by: Fergus McShane

Price: DVD £15.99 Blue-ray £19.99

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The first of a possible new franchise involving vampires, werewolves, magic and mysticism aimed squarely at Teens kicks off with an amalgamation of the first two novels in a 12-part series.

While many will look at this with a sense of déjà vu and cashing-in on vampires because of the recent Twilight saga It must be mentioned that this novel series is a precursor and possible inspiration to Stephanie Meyer’s series and one which received almost as much success, both cult and popular, on it’s literary release. Unfortunately this similarity was not the case with the cinematic release.

Telling the tale of Darren Shan, we follow a regular teen turned half-vamp who starts on the path of destiny. Joining the relative safety of the travelling Cirque du Freak he finds a new family and mentor in the vampire, Mr Crepsley (John C. Reilly).

Initial response to this movie is that of light-hearted fun. Regrettably, from here this film becomes convoluted, chaotic and ultimately forgettable. Though there is talent on display in Reilly, Salma Hayek and Ken Watanabe to name a few, they seem to sweep through dragging a lifeless film along. There are simply too many nonsensical plot points and time slips to create any coherency in Cirque du Freak.

The biggest failing for the franchises future is that it takes itself a little too seriously while simultaneously trying to force comedy. Coupled with an awkward tone that doesn’t appeal to either adult or teen audiences head on, this may be one vampire epic we don’t get to see play out.

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